Friday, February 20, 2009

10 reasons WHY U must not carry a handbag







During an economy slowdown or a recession, crime is up everywhere,worldwide.

On
e of the most common crime committed is snatch thiefs or Peragut. Some victims are lucky enough to survive the ordeals but some innocent victims had died due to serious injuries. It happens everywhere and majority of the targeted groups are women.












WHY?

1)Because you are a woman.

2)And a woman carries a handbag.

3)And because you are carrying a handbag on your shoulder.

4)It doesn't matter weather a real Bonia or a fake LV, as long as it is a handbag.

5)It is so easy to take away or snatch it awa
y from you on the street within seconds.

6)A handbag contains so many valuables: cash, handphone, IC,ATM cards, credit cards etc.


7)Peragut loves laptop in hand-carried bags too.

8)Also, they love to target ladies who walk along the street with their wallets on their hands.


9)They had perfected the arts by snatching away from a moving motorcycle.

10)Anybody who carries a handbag is always potential victim.


The solution?








Strategy 1(Bad news for LV, Bonia & G
ucci....!)
With due respect for all women including my mum, my sister, Elizabeth Wong, Paris Hilton, Siti Nurhaliza and my female friends,please use a wallet.

You may argue that it is a woman's basic right to carry a gadget called handbag, but the fact remains that you are actually inviting trouble.





Strategy 2
(Good news for Triumph & Victoria Secret..!)
A smart businesswoman from a bra company had recently invented a special bra to keep your valuables within the bra and the untouchable territories.

According to reports, she intended to improve her invention, get a patent and sell her garments to Pamela Anderson and the world!



Strategy 3 (Not a bad news for G.A Blue & Levis...!)


Wear Jeans, because with your pair of Levis 501 or 505 have so many pockets to keep your wallet safe!

When you are wearing jeans, place your wallet infront rather than behind. I learnt this
startegy from the an Italian friend in Rome back in 2004, I did exactly what the Romans did!


Therefore, the best form of prevention is to go out without a handbag!

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